jokes

Love Joke
Kaadhalargal yen 'Poiyye' pesuraanga?
-Avanga 'MEI'marandhu kaadhalikkaravanga laache,adhan


Kadhal Tamil Joke
Man1: Thambi, unga akka kitta indha letter'a koduthuru. Unakku chocolate vaangi tharaen.
Payyan: Konjam wait pannunga, mudal'la en akka kodutha lettera, pakkathu veettu mama kitta kodutha'raen.


Marriage Kadhal Tamil Joke
Lady1: Ponnum Mappillayum kadhalichhu kalyanam panni, beach'la reception vacchaanga sari; aanna adhukkaga ippadiya?
Lady2: Aen, enna pannanga?
Lady1: Virundhula saapaadu poduvadharkku badila sundal koduthu anuppittaanga...




Timing Kadhal Joke
Boy: Un golusu kaalil irundhaalum, aadhan oosai en manadhil dhan ulladhu.
Girl: En seruppu en kaalil irundhaalum, kayil edukka dhaan en manadhu solgiradhu.


Maapu Vachitta Aaappu Joke
Man1: En kadhalikku dinamum oru kadidam anuppiyadhu thappa poiyirichi
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Avanga area thabal kaaranudan odi poiyitta.

Malli Poo Love Joke
Kadhali:
Ennanga neenga malli poo, halwa vaangi tharadhukku badhila karpooram, vaalai palam,
oodhu bathi ellam vaangittu vandhu irukeenga?
Kadhalan:
Namma kadhal Deiveega Kadhal! Adhan.


Kadhal Joke Tamil
Kadhalan:
Kadhali kitta, Un pal' alagai'yae paarthu'kittu irukkalam endru sonnadhu thappa poyirichu.
Man:
Aen?
Kadhalan:
Indhanga pal-set endru kalatti kodutitta.


Sillarai Joke Tamil
Girl1: En lover romba kanjam di.
Girl2: Edha vacchu sollura?
Girl1: Veettula irundhae sundal ready panni kittu vandhiru'raaru.


"Aappu" Tamil Joke
Kadhalan: En kadithathukku badhil engae?
Kadhali: Idho en badhil: en kalyana pathirikkai.


Lollu Love Joke
Kadhalan: Edho oru pichaikaaran namma pinnaalayae varaan.
Kadhali: Achhacho, adhu en appa.


Mokkai Kadhal Joke
Kadhalan: Kattuna pudavai yoda naethu nee veettai vittu varuvadha sonna, aalayaae kaanum?
Kadhali: Naethu naan chudidar pottu irundhaen, adhan.

Kadhal Nagaichuvai 
Girl: nan en loveroda bike la poradha en appa pathuttar..

Boy:achacho..apuram..?

Girl:Bus kasa thirumpa kettu vangitaru..

"Tamil Lollu Jokes" is a collection of lollu, nakkal and vetti jokes in Tamil which are funny and sweet.

Lollu Joke
Panchayat Thalaivar:
Unnai thiruthavae mudiyadhu.
Gounds:
Naan enna thiruthu'radhukku mark sheeta?

Funny Lollu Joke
Senthil:
Enga, bus mela eri ukkandhu pona kooda ticket vaanganuma?
Gounds:
Bus'la mela nee erinaalum sari, un mela bus
erinaalum sari, ticket vaanga poradhu nee dhan!

Timing Gounds Lollu Joke
Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine'la visiting card'da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma 'nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi'ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

Tamil Joke spoofing 7G Rainbow Colony
Cell Pesum vaarthaigal purivathillai
Kaathirunthal message varuvathillai
Oru murai anuppi, maru murai anuppa,
naan onrum kirukkan illai....
ennakku bill katta vazhiumillai...

girl friend irunthum, sms anuppa,
network coverage kidaipadhillai.....
customer care'rukku call panna,
badhil onnum kidaippadhillai....

orumurai than nan call seithal...
varukindra bill aval arivathillai....
irravinulum thinam pagalinilum....
karai-gindra balance therivathillai

Autokaaran Computer Tamil Joke Spoof
Sema Nakkal Comedy

Naan software-kaaran software-kaaran
naalum therinja pc-kaaran
mainframe-la COBOL-kaaran
internet-la java-kaaran
cut and pastu velaikkaaran
logic ulla moolaikkaaranda
naan yeppavumae
programmers'kku uravukkaaranda

Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan

Project perusaachchu,code-um perusaachchu
bug-ga yedhirpaarththu paadhi vayasaachchu
review padapadakkum naeraththilae
Email window-vin oraththilae

Naan H1-la ilavasamaa poaraemmaa
un pillaikkoru B1 vaangi thaaraemma
nambi vandhu paaru,idhu namma softuware-u
C++'la code-u, Crash'um kooda agadhu.

naan softwarekaaran softwarekaaran

backend-ula DB-kaaran
frontend-ula VB-kaaran
OS-ula NT-kaaran
Assembled PC-kkaaranda
naan internet-il
eppo'ludum browsing seivenda

Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan

ISO audit-i aabaththil vida maattaen
Critical bug vandha, maattaennu solla maattaen
appappoe bore adichchaa Orkut'tayum
match nadanda CricInfo paar'thu'duvaen.

Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan
Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan

Actor Tamil Joke
Actor to fan: Indha padam nooru naal odum'nu enakku nambikkai irukku.
Fan: Nooru naal enna sir, aynooru naal'ae odum.
Actor: Enna sir comedy pannureenga.
Fan: Goyyaala!, mudhala yaaruda comedy pannunadhu?!

If TR tells old crow story
Dey ...
oru oorla irunthuchuda kakaa,
adhu paatti vadaiya suttuduchu sho-ka,

poi marathula ukanthiruchuda knack-a,
appa anga vanthiruchuda nari fluke-a!!

Apo nari kakaa pathu ketucham,,
"kakaa kakka black kakka,
un vadai koncham tha kakka"
Athuku kakaa solichu
"mamma mamma nari mamma
en muthuga konjam sori mamma" nu

Athuku kovapatta nari solicham,
"sambarla potta perungayam...
un vadai vendanda vengayam.."

Vetti Nakkal Joke vetti penne vetti penne vetti penne
vettithanamaa vettipayan thaan vettiya sutharen
project varaadhaa project varaadhaa
inimel inimel ennaku project varaadhaa

Tamil Jokes is the best resource for blade, silly, doctor, santa banta, husdand and wife kadi jokes and mokkai jokes. These jokes are humorus and funny.




Tamil Funny Joke
Man1: Kadavul kitta 'enakku oru velai, pai neraya panam, pakathula naraya figuru eppothum irukkanum' endru vaendi'kittadhu thappa poiyirichu.
Man2: Aen, enna aachhu?
Man1: Ippam naan "ladies special" bus'la conductor'a irukkaen.




Tamil Joke
Man1: Un payyan unna urichu vachaa maadiriyae irukkaan pa.
Man2: Naadhari, konjam meduva pesu. Adhu pakkathu veettu payyan.


Kadi Jokes
Aaarum aarum serntha enna varum?
Vellam varum.

Koli aen muttai podudu?
Theriyuma?
Theriyalana therinju koonga.
Aenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan.

Watchman eppadi tittuvaaru?
Gate Out

Oru poonai paadugirathu:
Eli mayamaana ethir gaalam en ulathil therigiradhu.

Saloon kadai kaarar'ku piditha kaai edhu?
Kathiri'kai.

Auto driver eppadi sirippar?
Kulungi Kulungi sirippar.

Man1: Enga, bus aeru'vadharkku enga nirkkanum?
Man2: Nadu rotula nillunga.


Funny Joke in Tamil
Editor: Ennaga post cover mela kadhai eludhi anuppi irukeenga?
Author: Neenga dhana sonneenga "Cover Story" vendum endru.


Tamil TitBit Jokes
Nagai kadai kaararrukku piditha soap edhu?
Pon Vandu.
Weight'ana paravai edhu?
Garudan (Garu-ton)
Bun mela thanni oothina enna aagum?
Panneer agum!
Karumbu vyabaram eppadi irukku?
Sakka'i podu podudu!
Ethanai thadava thiruppi sonnalum unakku puriyavae maataengudhu.
Thiruppi sonna eppadi puriyum? Nera sollunga.


Tamil Good Joke
Kappal'lae kavildhalum, kannathula kai vaikka koodhadhu. Aen theriyuma?
Kannathula kai vaichha, neechal eppadi adikka mudiyum?


Paithiyam Joke
Paithiyam 1: Taj Mahal'la naan vaanga poraen
Paithiyam 2: Adha naan ippam vikka poradhu illa.


Silly Tamil Jokes
Avar yaaralum ice vaikka mudiyadhu.
Aen?
Avar ice kadai vacchu irukkaru.
Naai Aen kuraikudhu?
Aenna adhukku kootta theriyaadhu.
Mayilae Mayilae'nna iragu podadhu, aen theriyuma?
Iragu poda sonna thana podum, mayilae mayilae mattum sonna poduma? Silly fellows.
Enna, koli pidichadu'naala kai vendhu poyidicha?
Naan pudichadhu neruppu koli aachae.


Blade Tamil Jokes
Thirudanukku polisukkum enna vidyasam?
Thoppai!
Sigathai paarthu payapadhada miriguam edhu?
Innoru Singam!
ok ok, konjam over kadi dhan, irundhalum...
Sothu thagaraaru dhan, aana adhukkaaga ippadiya!
Aen, enna aachu?
Hotel'la "family dosai" vaangi adha pirikka kooda sandai pottukaraanga.


Tamil Alchohol Drinkers Joke
Andha aeriyala ellorum bayangara kudikaaranga'lamae?
Aaama, adhanalayae avunga aeriyala oru oorigai company aaramichu irukkangalam.


Tamil Police Joke
Ennai ellorum police endru nenachu bayandhukaraanga.
Adhan thoppaiya koraingna'nu appavae sonnaen.

Geth tamil kadi joke sms 
Person1:"kaludhai'kku kalyaanam panni vachom... vellamae vandhuruchu!"

person2:"appuram, nelamaiyay eppidi samaalicheenga?"

person1:"divorce panni vachom..... vellam vadin'chiruchu!"

kosu
Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:
aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:
yean theriuma?
athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.

kosu
Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:
aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:
yean theriuma?
athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.

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1ST BENCH STUDENTS:
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2ND BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI ONE 8 MARK OUT DA.
3RD BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI CLEAR AGUM.
4TH BENCH STUDENT:
CLEAR ANA AGUM DA.
LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL:
MAPLA SUPERVISOR SEMA FIGURE DA..
ALWAYS LAST BENCH STUDENTS ROCKS....


Thatuvamungo
Bus stop kitta wait panna bus varum,
But full stop kitta wait panna full varuma?


Erumbu elephant joke
erumbum elephantum otta panthaiyum vaithargalam.
erumbu elephant kaathil etho sonnatham elephant athai kettu keele vilunthadham. erumbu enne sonnathu?
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" nee keele viluntha naan unakku ratham tharein" 



Teasing Super joke
Periya puyal kaatru,
minnal kottum gana mazhaiyil nee nadandhu sellum azhagai varnikkiran oru sila vaarthigalil
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Eruma madu epdi pogudhu paaru.



Crow Story
oru kakka innoru kakkakita oru ragasiyam sollucham athu enna theriyuma?
kaa kakka kaa kakka kaa kakka 

Mega Mokkai
Mottaiku helmet podalam,
aanal helmetuku mottai poda mudiyma.


Funny Mokkai
SAR 1-HOTEL'LA SAAPITTU MUDICHITTU PAAKIREN KAILA KAASU ILLAI.
SAR2- ACHACHO APURAM ENNA AACHU?
SAR1- APURAMA POCKET'LA IRUNTHU EDUTHU KODUTHAN.


HUSBAND AND WIFE
HUSBAND- NA SETHUTA NEE ENNA PANNUVA?

WIFE- UNGA KUDAVE NAANUM SETHUDUVEN.

HUSBAN- JOSIYAKKARAN APPAVE SONNAAN, SETHALUM 'SANI' UNNAI VIDATHU'NU.


Chutty Kadi Mokkai Joke
Sunday sandai podalam
But
Monday mandaya poda mudyuma
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Sema Mega Mokkai
Dosai mavula dosai sudalaam
chapathi mavula chapathi sudalaam
But,
kadalai mavula kadalai suda mudiyuma
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Unavu Kadi
Idlykkum pongalukkum ena different 
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Pongalukku leevu(holiday) undu aana idlykku leevu(holiday) illai.

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